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At one point, during any zombie apocalypse, you are going to wish for this \u201cWoodman\u2019s Pal\u201d. \u00a0Guns should be your very last resort for dispensing zombies–just too loud. Or, perhaps, all your remaining “friends” are that much faster than you. Whatever the reason, at some point, it will come down to hand-to-putrid-hand combat in the streets of Deadmonton<\/a>.<\/p>\n With this tool in your<\/em> hand, one swift swing of the 11 1\/2\u2033 double-beveled edge blade will decapitate your shuffling foe instantly. Then, flip the blade around and bury the single-beveled sickle-blade through the skull. This will disable the brain, ensuring that no one passing by later will suffer an ankle bite (unless, of course, that kind of thing is what you consider good comedy).<\/p>\n Here is part of the description from the Lee Valley page which features this amazing zombie dispatching tool:<\/p>\n “More versatile than a machete or an ax,\u00a0it excels at cutting through overgrown vegetation<\/span>\u2026”<\/em> (what is more vegetative than a zombie?)<\/p>\n “It weighs 1 lb 9 oz, \u2026 yet is superbly balanced,\u00a0reducing fatigue in prolonged use<\/span>.”<\/em>\u00a0(nothing more need be said on this point.)<\/p>\n “\u2026it is simply\u00a0the best hand tool we have ever seen for clearing land<\/span>.”<\/em>\u00a0(Clearing land of zombie hordes, that is!)<\/p>\n With this in your possession, and a safe-house in Fort Deadmonton<\/a>, you will find yourself surviving the apocalypse for a good, long time.<\/p>\n Be smart\u2026 \u00a0prepare yourself\u2026 \u00a0live.<\/p>\n